I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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