The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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