My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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