Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wish you could order shots online.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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