Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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