On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Randomize
