Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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