If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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