Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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