why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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