Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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