You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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