K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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