? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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