Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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