Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just sent this text using only my big toe
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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