if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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