who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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