I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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