you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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