i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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