I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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