About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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