Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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