If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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