I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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