Barsexuality is the new black.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Boobs speak an international language.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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