I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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