SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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