Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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