Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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