Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
