honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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