Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
