return my video game
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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