There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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