Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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