I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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