my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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