I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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