you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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