why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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