"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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