I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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