It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
