butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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