can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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