He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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