she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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