I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We are two peas in an std pod
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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