So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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