Sponge bath it is.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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