btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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