yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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