Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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