Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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